Kind of funny, Kind of sad stories.

[Exo]

As the title says post them here. These stories are not for the _very faint of heart.

I'll start with two of my own...

I was doing my job as a computer repairman. I had a computer standing upright, running with it's side off. I looked over at it and saw how beautiful the processor fan was. It was spinning so fast and so elegantly I just couldn't resist. I poked it, it cut my finger. My finger bled more blood from that one cut than I see in an episode of Elfen Lied.

I was eating dinner the other night and my sister said something that made me laugh. I tried not to laugh out loud while eating so I got chicken in my nose. After dinner I proceeded to blow it out. (don't try and imagine it, you'll get nightmares) once I was done I walked into the other room and my brother said he heard a snake. I get scared and begin to move the furniture around searching for it. A moment later I realize that the snake like sound he heard was me blowing my nose.

[MikΣy]

Maybe not funny, or sad, but more like generally epic and completely average. ;D

Hope you're doing okay. O.o

[Typhon Purifier 89]

Hahaha nice with the finger man lol... I wouldn't be able to resist either