Post by SIMSteven on Nov 4, 2010 19:40:53 GMT -5
My intention was to spout random nonsense in order to break God. I think I did it more than thrice.
Me:
banana
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
apple
God:
Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs.
Me:
monkey
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
ape ****
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
kleenex
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
judgement day
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
last supper
God:
Is this really the last one?
Me:
retribution
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
outhouse
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
bunghole
God:
Tell me a little about your life in bunghole.
Me:
communists
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
toilet
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about communists. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
mosque
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
terrorist
God:
Are you free?
Me:
hot dogs
God:
That sounds better than cold dogs.
Me:
mold dogs
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
revalations
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
sniped
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
braindead
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about sniped. But I did not get that.
Me:
through the rabbit cornholio
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
Me:
bat ****
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
john
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
genesis
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
armageddon
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
cataclysm
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
al quida
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
big delicious!
God:
Compare that to small delicious.
Me:
nazis
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
cheese
God:
I like cheddar.
Me:
sharpshot
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
blank rounds
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
hair dryer and bathtub
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
reeducation
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
regis
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
bob barker
God:
I know a lot of Bobs.
Me:
apple dunk
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
IQ = -40
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
unibomber
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
pipe bomb
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
columbine!
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
reunion?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
creepy
God:
Is that from armageddon?
Me:
cistine chapel
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
gets the hose again
God:
Once more? Are you really a ""?
Me:
jackass
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
you know it
God:
" Oh, you are a poet."? Do I know it?
Me:
how now brown cow
God:
How much do you think it is?
I will search for it.
Me:
lost luggage
God:
Where did you lose your luggage ?
Me:
lunch
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
LUNCH RUSH
God:
What do you eat for lunch?
Me:
muslims
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
banana fanna fo fanna
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
ape ****
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
ape ****
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Adios baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". See you later.
Me:
banana
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
apple
God:
Apple: 1. Temptation of Adam. 2. Inspiration for Newton. 3. Empire for Steve Jobs.
Me:
monkey
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
ape ****
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
kleenex
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
judgement day
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
last supper
God:
Is this really the last one?
Me:
retribution
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
outhouse
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
bunghole
God:
Tell me a little about your life in bunghole.
Me:
communists
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
toilet
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about communists. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
mosque
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
terrorist
God:
Are you free?
Me:
hot dogs
God:
That sounds better than cold dogs.
Me:
mold dogs
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
revalations
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
sniped
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
braindead
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about sniped. But I did not get that.
Me:
through the rabbit cornholio
God:
Most people hear about me that way.
Me:
bat ****
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
john
God:
I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
Me:
genesis
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
armageddon
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
cataclysm
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
al quida
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
big delicious!
God:
Compare that to small delicious.
Me:
nazis
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
cheese
God:
I like cheddar.
Me:
sharpshot
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
blank rounds
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
hair dryer and bathtub
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
reeducation
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
regis
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
bob barker
God:
I know a lot of Bobs.
Me:
apple dunk
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
IQ = -40
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
unibomber
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
pipe bomb
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
columbine!
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
reunion?
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
creepy
God:
Is that from armageddon?
Me:
cistine chapel
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
gets the hose again
God:
Once more? Are you really a ""?
Me:
jackass
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
you know it
God:
" Oh, you are a poet."? Do I know it?
Me:
how now brown cow
God:
How much do you think it is?
I will search for it.
Me:
lost luggage
God:
Where did you lose your luggage ?
Me:
lunch
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
LUNCH RUSH
God:
What do you eat for lunch?
Me:
muslims
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
banana fanna fo fanna
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
ape ****
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
ape ****
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
Adios baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". See you later.