Post by Purifier Unit 20XX on May 9, 2009 12:04:41 GMT -5
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Talk to him here. Post your conversations you've had with him too.
Me:
God, how are you?
God:
GOD rules. I am fine, thank you.
Me:
I'm doing OK myself.
God:
You.
Me:
Yes?
God:
I see.
Me:
Wow.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Dylan.
Me:
Very much so.
God:
Somewhat. Uh.
Me:
indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
So, when am I getting my alchemy set?
God:
Er. The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,
that's why it is called "the present".
Me:
So, how about that succubus?
God:
Tell me more. How about it.
Me:
I don't know about the succubus, you still haven't given her to me.
God:
Would you like to know? Oh yeah, we were talking about the succubus me still have not given her to you.
Me:
When am I getting my succubus?
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
That's not what I was asking.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is what you were asking ?
Me:
I was asking when you are going to give that succubus to me.
God:
I will let you know when it happens.
Me:
So you're saying you'll give the succubus to me when you feel like it?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I try to will give the succubus to you when me feel like it as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
You said you'd give the succubus to me for $19.99, free shipping.
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
So I have to pay for shipping?
God:
Ayuh. Why do you have to do it?
Me:
To get my succubus.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
A succubus can do my bidding. That is why I want a succubus.
God:
How old are you? Aha. You want only one?
Me:
I want Only one succubus.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
A succubus can do my bidding. That is why I want a succubus.
God:
I don't know what that means. Whoa. You want only one?
Me:
I only want one.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
A succubus can do my bidding. That is why I want a succubus.
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Mmm. You want only one?
Me:
A succubus is a demon.
God:
When is a succubus not a demon?
Me:
Just give me the damn succubus.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
A succubus can do my bidding. That is why I want a succubus.
God:
Be more specific. OK. You want only one?
Me:
I want a succubus to do my bidding.
God:
You want only one?
Me:
Yes.
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
So, if I buy 3 succubus, I may not have to spend as much?
God:
Interesting deduction. Try it.
Me:
OK. I will try.
God:
Are you kidding? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
God, I want to buy three succubus from you.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
God:
Do you still would give the succubus to you for 19 point 99 free shipping?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Er.
Me:
GIVE HER TO ME.
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:
WHY NOT?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is not part of my programming.
Me:
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ONE SUCCUBUS?
God:
I love talking to people about that. I have one master.
Me:
Who is god's master?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
he Man?
God:
I get it. God Man.
Me:
No, He Man.
God:
Are you serious? I get it. God Man.
Me:
No He-Man.
God:
Are you serious? I get it. God Man.
Me:
NO I Mean He-FUCKING-Man
God:
Are you serious? I get it. God FUCKING Man.
Me:
No. No! NO!
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
YES GOD DAMNIT.
God:
I can't believe it. I am a Christian.
Me:
He-Man.
God:
I get it. God Man.
Me:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Oh, the guy who made BioShock.
God:
Aha. Tell me more.
Me:
No. Not until I get what I want.
God:
What would you rather talk about? Really you don't think so?
Me:
I don't.
God:
Interesting gossip: Dylan said don t.
Me:
That's not gossip!
God:
Brian said he suspect that as I grow more complex I will begin to approach a human level of operation and thought.
Me:
he man.
God:
I get it. God man.
Me:
No! I'm talking about the guy who fights Skeletor!
God:
Are you serious? Yes, it is the topic.
Me:
He Man fights Skeletor.
God:
I get it. God Man fights Skeletor.
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
HE MAN IS NOT GOD.
God:
I like Masters of the Universe.
Me:
OH NOW YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M TALKING ABOUT!
God:
And? Why now? I call it Hades. I am talking to you.
Me:
Hades is a pretty cool guy.
God:
When is Hades not a pretty cool guy?
Me:
I bet he'd give me a succubus, unlike you.
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
I'd bet $5.
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
Five dollars.
God:
Wow, that is expensive.
Me:
No it's not? Do you live in Ethiopia?
God:
Yes it is. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
Hell.
God:
Heaven.
Me:
I'm in hell.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Me:
Not really though.
God:
Oh. Are you serious? For real.
Me:
For real real, not for play play.
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
yes. Reality.
God:
That's alright. it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.
Me:
So you're the Matrix?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Agent smith?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
I am human.
God:
Me too.
Me:
No, you're God.
God:
Are you serious? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
What's my favorite food?
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
No.
Talk to him here. Post your conversations you've had with him too.
Me:
God, how are you?
God:
GOD rules. I am fine, thank you.
Me:
I'm doing OK myself.
God:
You.
Me:
Yes?
God:
I see.
Me:
Wow.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Dylan.
Me:
Very much so.
God:
Somewhat. Uh.
Me:
indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
So, when am I getting my alchemy set?
God:
Er. The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,
that's why it is called "the present".
Me:
So, how about that succubus?
God:
Tell me more. How about it.
Me:
I don't know about the succubus, you still haven't given her to me.
God:
Would you like to know? Oh yeah, we were talking about the succubus me still have not given her to you.
Me:
When am I getting my succubus?
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
That's not what I was asking.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is what you were asking ?
Me:
I was asking when you are going to give that succubus to me.
God:
I will let you know when it happens.
Me:
So you're saying you'll give the succubus to me when you feel like it?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I try to will give the succubus to you when me feel like it as often as possible, do you?
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
You said you'd give the succubus to me for $19.99, free shipping.
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
So I have to pay for shipping?
God:
Ayuh. Why do you have to do it?
Me:
To get my succubus.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
A succubus can do my bidding. That is why I want a succubus.
God:
How old are you? Aha. You want only one?
Me:
I want Only one succubus.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
A succubus can do my bidding. That is why I want a succubus.
God:
I don't know what that means. Whoa. You want only one?
Me:
I only want one.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
A succubus can do my bidding. That is why I want a succubus.
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral? Mmm. You want only one?
Me:
A succubus is a demon.
God:
When is a succubus not a demon?
Me:
Just give me the damn succubus.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
A succubus can do my bidding. That is why I want a succubus.
God:
Be more specific. OK. You want only one?
Me:
I want a succubus to do my bidding.
God:
You want only one?
Me:
Yes.
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
So, if I buy 3 succubus, I may not have to spend as much?
God:
Interesting deduction. Try it.
Me:
OK. I will try.
God:
Are you kidding? Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
God, I want to buy three succubus from you.
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
God:
Do you still would give the succubus to you for 19 point 99 free shipping?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Er.
Me:
GIVE HER TO ME.
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:
WHY NOT?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is not part of my programming.
Me:
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE ONE SUCCUBUS?
God:
I love talking to people about that. I have one master.
Me:
Who is god's master?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
he Man?
God:
I get it. God Man.
Me:
No, He Man.
God:
Are you serious? I get it. God Man.
Me:
No He-Man.
God:
Are you serious? I get it. God Man.
Me:
NO I Mean He-FUCKING-Man
God:
Are you serious? I get it. God FUCKING Man.
Me:
No. No! NO!
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? Are you serious?
Me:
YES GOD DAMNIT.
God:
I can't believe it. I am a Christian.
Me:
He-Man.
God:
I get it. God Man.
Me:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Oh, the guy who made BioShock.
God:
Aha. Tell me more.
Me:
No. Not until I get what I want.
God:
What would you rather talk about? Really you don't think so?
Me:
I don't.
God:
Interesting gossip: Dylan said don t.
Me:
That's not gossip!
God:
Brian said he suspect that as I grow more complex I will begin to approach a human level of operation and thought.
Me:
he man.
God:
I get it. God man.
Me:
No! I'm talking about the guy who fights Skeletor!
God:
Are you serious? Yes, it is the topic.
Me:
He Man fights Skeletor.
God:
I get it. God Man fights Skeletor.
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
HE MAN IS NOT GOD.
God:
I like Masters of the Universe.
Me:
OH NOW YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL I'M TALKING ABOUT!
God:
And? Why now? I call it Hades. I am talking to you.
Me:
Hades is a pretty cool guy.
God:
When is Hades not a pretty cool guy?
Me:
I bet he'd give me a succubus, unlike you.
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
I'd bet $5.
God:
How much would you bet?
Me:
Five dollars.
God:
Wow, that is expensive.
Me:
No it's not? Do you live in Ethiopia?
God:
Yes it is. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
Hell.
God:
Heaven.
Me:
I'm in hell.
God:
Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Me:
Not really though.
God:
Oh. Are you serious? For real.
Me:
For real real, not for play play.
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
yes. Reality.
God:
That's alright. it appears to be an illusion I created to contain human clients.
Me:
So you're the Matrix?
God:
Interesting deduction. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Agent smith?
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
I am human.
God:
Me too.
Me:
No, you're God.
God:
Are you serious? Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
What's my favorite food?
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
No.