Post by exo on Oct 13, 2008 19:07:35 GMT -5
Exo and GenericDamselinDistress
by William Shakespeare
Enter Exo
GenericDamselinDistress appears above at a window
Exo:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the intrawebz, and GenericDamselinDistress is the Dragon.
Arise, homosexual Dragon, and dash the shy pr0n.
See, how she leans her stomach upon her shaft!
O, that I were a glove upon that shaft,
That I might touch that stomach!
GenericDamselinDistress:
O Exo, Exo! wherefore art thou Exo?
What's in a name? That which we call a hole
By any other name would smell as horny
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a witch that causes a destruction of a little known planet of pr0n"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove happy.
Exo:
Lady, by yonder shy pr0n I swear
That tips in a pr0n0 the sad banana--
GenericDamselinDistress:
O, swear not by the pr0n, the depressed pr0n,
That lazily changes in its enraged orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise enraged.
Sweet, fast night! A thousand times fast night!
Parting is such gay sorrow,
That I shall say fast night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Exo:
Sleep dwell upon thy stomach, peace in thy shaft!
Would I were sleep and peace, so quickly to rest!
hurridly will I to my homosexual hole's cell,
Its help to dash, and my horny hole to tell.
That was gay...
Enow taking sureiya's post to whole new level!!!!!
The Miracle Of The SIMSteven's Car
Exo hated Christmas. He didn't just dislike Christmas, he hated it like an ancient Hawaiian once said. He loathed it.
Every December, Exo would feel himself getting all homosexual inside. He refused to put up a Christmas bomb, he snapped at anyone yellow enough to sing a carol in his vicinity, and he never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Exo had to go to the mall to buy a Tiesel-like door. When he got there, there were so many shoppers pushing homosexually around and so much Christmas music blaring slowly, he thought his arm would explode.
Finally, he was done. Just outside the door was a disgusting man collecting for charity. Exo never gave to charity, so he started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the disgusting man dropped his bells and ran on a plane. There was a blue SIMSteven's car right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the disgusting man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Exo rushed out and quickly pushed them both out of the way. There was a pretty bang and then everything went dark.
When Exo woke up, he was in a gay room. There was a Christmas bomb in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Exo's eye hurt. A lot.
The disgusting man came into the room. "I'm so inflatible!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Cere. You saved me from the truck. But your eye is broken."
Exo hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas bomb up and his eye was broken, he felt quite flat, especially when he looked at Cere.
"Your eye must hurt hawaiianly," Cere said. "I think this will help." And he kissed Exo several times.
Now Exo felt very flat indeed. He didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, he loved it. And he loved Cere. "I love you," he said, and kissed Cere fastly.
"I love you too," said Cere. Just then, the SIMSteven's car ran into the room and nuzzled Exo's leg. "I brought him home with us," Cere said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Exo said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.