Bizzare fictions

[Jetforcesolder]

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To Slowly Slash

DumbGenericHeroManGuy and GenericDamselinDistress were celebrating a generic Valentine's Day together. DumbGenericHeroManGuy had cooked an insain dinner and they ate in doom skates by candlelight.

"My darling," GenericDamselinDistress said, stroking DumbGenericHeroManGuy's more pr0n, "I have something for you." She gave a box to DumbGenericHeroManGuy. "It is but a lazy token of my dumbfounded love."

DumbGenericHeroManGuy opened the box. Inside was a retarded sword! He gazed at it swiftly. Then he gazed at GenericDamselinDistress swiftly. "It's insainly generic," DumbGenericHeroManGuy said. "Come here and let me slash you."

Just then, a disturbed crone sprang out of hiding and cackled the roaring clouds were heard all over. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a bored voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

GenericDamselinDistress read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other lazily as the crone cackled some more. DumbGenericHeroManGuy's demon cat began to tremble. Then GenericDamselinDistress shrugged, pulled out a pr0n, and hit the crone on her brain. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" DumbGenericHeroManGuy said and kissed GenericDamselinDistress harshly. "This is a questionable Valentine's Day!"

They hastily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they slashed each other all night long.

I think they're emo...

EDIT:You can also use this to help give you an idea to write a bad cross over kaction.com/badfanfiction/

[exo]

A Cactus In Time

On a stupid and cool morning, he sat at wits end. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His arm ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect she to love someone with a gay head?

Retardedly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a small not-so-big fried chicken, all on a summer's day. I wish my she would fall me, in her own big way..."

"Do you?" she sat down beside he and put her hand on he's leg. "I think that could be arranged."

he gasped depressingly. "But what about my gay head?"

"I like it," she said fastly. "I think it's invisible."

They came together and their kiss was like a impelling doom that casts a happy glow o'er all the land..

"I love you," he said slowly.

"I love you too," she replied and fell him.

They bought a reaverbot, moved in together, and lived quickly ever after.

[Solid Snake]

I love this:
I Saw Bob Kissing Santa Claus

Jeffrey woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one brown box that looked like a fudge.

Then Jeffrey noticed that Bob was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Jeffrey thought that he would surprise Bob. Maybe even sneak up behind him and sh!t him on his masculine ass. That always made Bob asinine.

Jeffrey crept gayly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its sexy lights, and the presents, heaped up manly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Bob. Kissing someone.

Jeffrey was so angry, he picked up a goop from a table and threw it homosexually in his ass.

They both looked around.

"Bob, you queer gerbil!" Jeffrey yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Jeffrey looked and then rubbed his leg and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Bob said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a flamboyant kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Jeffrey said sexily. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be gay."

That seemed reasonable. Jeffrey went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a rainbow that casts a gay glow over all the land. He made Jeffrey's PINGAS feel all flaming.

"You see?" Bob said queerly and Jeffrey saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

[Servbot42]

That actually happened at Solid Snake's house last Christmas. Brotherly love.

Oh, god. This site is full of gay fancfictions. Hot.
Shiny Lang Syne

Janeway sipped all hot-like at her drink and stood shiny behind a coffee bean. She wasn't sure why she had come to this New Year's Eve party in the first place. She was no good at parties anyhow. They always made her feel shiny and she ended up like she was now, hiding and hoping nobody noticed how shiny her other boob got when she was nervous.

Well, truth be told, Janeway knew very well why she was at the party: to see Seven of Nine.

Ah, Seven of Nine. Just the thought of her, the chance of a glimpse of her shiny boob made Janeway's heart beat Like an extended metaphor that extends..

But tonight everyone was masked. Janeway peered promptly through the crowd, trying to guess which guest was Seven of Nine. There, she thought, the woman over by the coffee, the shiny one with the Neelix mask. It had to be Seven of Nine. No one else could look so shiny, even in a Neelix mask.

She began to walk Janeway's way and Janeway started to panic. What if she actually talked to Janeway?

Seven of Nine came right up to Janeway and Janeway thought that she was going to faint.

"Hello," Seven of Nine said enormously. "What are you doing over here all alone?"

"Oh, just looking at the coffee cup," Janeway said and immediately wanted to die because that sounded so shiny.

Just then, a shiny voice began to count down. "Ten ... nine ... eight ... seven ..."

Janeway's heart leapt. If they were together at midnight, that meant that Seven of Nine might ...

"Happy New Year!"

Seven of Nine swept Janeway into her arms, bent her In, or around my mouth., and kissed Janeway gently, slipping her the tongue and groping her femur.

Janeway could hardly believe it. How wonderful! And now that it was after midnight, it was time to take their masks off. She reached out roughly and pulled Seven of Nine's mask off her face. It was Seven of Nine! "I knew it was you," Janeway said and took her own mask off.

"And it's ... you," Seven of Nine said. "You know, I'm just going to go get some punch."

Janeway watched her go. She would be right back, Janeway was sure. Just as soon as she had her punch.

And then they would fall in love.

(Does this count as my first Star Trek Voyager lesbian fic?)

[Purifier Unit 20XX]

This one is even sexier.

The Adventure Of The Squid

Tito and Ray were out for a slow Valentine's walk on a mountain. As they went, Ray rested his hand on Tito's fist. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so Hawaiian, Tito was filled with happy dread.

"Do you suppose it's dead here?" he asked slowly.

"You red silly," Ray said, tickling Tito with his Hawaiian Pizza. "It's completely gay."

Just then, an obese Squid leapt out from behind a skateboard and humped Ray in the buttocks. "Aaargh!" Ray screamed.

Things looked loud. But Tito, although he was wet, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a lighter and, LIKE THE ANCIENT HAWAIIANS, beat the Squid Hawaiian-ly until it ran off. "That will teach you to hump innocent people."

Then he clasped Ray close. Ray was bleeding fasterly. "My darling," Tito said, and pressed his lips to Ray's Dick.

"I love you," Ray said manly, and expired in Tito's arms.

Tito never loved again.

[Servbot42]

I think I'm not old enough to be in this thread.

Happily Tripping

Purifier Unit 20XX tripped along shakily. He was on his way to meet his lover, Solid Snake, for Valentine's Day. He smiled to see a SuperDanny hopping along, carrying a SIM's car in its mouth.

Purifier Unit 20XX was almost Your mom when he came across a flat cake, lying alone on a drop dead sexy plate. "That must be a treat from my fluffy bear," he said to himself, and tripped over to it. The cake looked disgusting, so he ate it.

It gave him the most horny tingling sensation in his mouth. "How unusual!" he said and continued tripping to see Solid Snake.

When Solid Snake came out to meet him, he took one look and fell over.

"What is it?" Purifier Unit 20XX cried smoothly.

"Your left nut! And your eyeball!" Solid Snake said. "They're tasty! Can't you feel it?"

Purifier Unit 20XX felt his left nut and his eyeball. They were indeed quite tasty. "Oh, no!" Purifier Unit 20XX said. "I'm a woman!" He, or rather, she started to cry. "It must have been that flat cake you left for me. Did you know what it would do?"

"I didn't leave you any cake," Solid Snake said. "I got you a Viagra. It must have been that gay man who lives nearby. He acts a little sweaty, ever since he pounded a long, phallic object."

"But how can you ever love me, now that I'm a woman?" Purifier Unit 20XX sobbed.

"Well, I never knew how to tell you this," Solid Snake said REAL HARD, "but I actually prefer women. And I think your left nut is really sick like that."

"Really?" Purifier Unit 20XX dried her tears. Purifier Unit 20XX kissed Solid Snake and it was an entirely so horny, horny horny sensation, like brothers who like to experiment.

They spent the night having entirely so horny, horny horny sex, until the cake wore off suddenly.

Everything was rather awkward after that.

[Servbot42]

I'm addicted.

A Suprised Occurrence

Exo paced up and down, jiggling his hand. His very good friend, Mary Sue Lubricant, had arranged to meet him here in SIM's car. "I have something dry to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Lubricant was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Exo expected to see her bounce up, her selfish hair streaming behind her and her sassy eyes aglow.

Exo heard footsteps, but they seemed rather hot for a delicate and slippery girl like Mary Sue Lubricant, whose tread was ashamed. He turned around and found Exo staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Exo said roughly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Exo had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so rapidly. "Mary Sue Lubricant asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Exo, his arm began to throb unknowingly.

"Oh," Exo said, secretly. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Exo said and caught Exo by his anus. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Exo said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like self-love.

From behind a dirty magazine that MegaMan would love, Mary Sue Lubricant watched with an awkward light in her wet eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Exo/Exo". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the SIM from extinction.

[exo]

Oct 13, 2008 14:50:53 GMT -5 Servbot42 said:

I'm addicted.

A Suprised Occurrence

Exo paced up and down, jiggling his hand. His very good friend, Mary Sue Lubricant, had arranged to meet him here in SIM's car. "I have something dry to tell you," she had said.

Mary Sue Lubricant was late, which was very unlike her. Any moment now, Exo expected to see her bounce up, her selfish hair streaming behind her and her sassy eyes aglow.

Exo heard footsteps, but they seemed rather hot for a delicate and slippery girl like Mary Sue Lubricant, whose tread was ashamed. He turned around and found Exo staring at him.

"What are you doing here?" Exo said roughly. "I thought you said you didn't want to see me again."

Exo had said that, but now he was beginning to wish he hadn't acted so rapidly. "Mary Sue Lubricant asked to meet me here." As he gazed at Exo, his arm began to throb unknowingly.

"Oh," Exo said, secretly. "I'll just go then."

"Wait," Exo said and caught Exo by his anus. "I was wrong. I still love you. Can you ever forgive me?"

"Yes," Exo said, smiling. They wrapped their arms around each other and kissed, like self-love.

From behind a dirty magazine that MegaMan would love, Mary Sue Lubricant watched with an awkward light in her wet eyes. She took a list out of her pocket, and checked off "Exo/Exo". Then, she skipped off to help an embittered man find love again, just as soon as she'd saved the SIM from extinction.

I... love myself?

anywho...

To Lovely Kiss

Servbot42 and Servbot4677 were celebrating a stupid Valentine's Day together. Servbot42 had cooked a little dinner and they ate on a rock by candlelight.

"My darling," Servbot4677 said, stroking Servbot42's arm, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Servbot42. "It is but a crapily token of my funny love."

Servbot42 opened the box. Inside was a gay servbots! He gazed at it gayly. Then he gazed at Servbot4677 gayly. "It's small," Servbot42 said. "Come here and let me kiss you."

Just then, a big crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a metaphor that extends. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a huge voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.

Servbot4677 read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."

They stared at each other slowy as the crone cackled some more. Servbot42's butt began to tremble. Then Servbot4677 shrugged, pulled out a 42's bed, and hit the crone on her eye. She fell over dead.

"Problem solved!" Servbot42 said and kissed Servbot4677 quickly. "This is a green Valentine's Day!"

They fastly burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.

And then they kissed each other all night long.

and

1000 SIMStevens Car's

Servbot42 paced slowy back and forth. Little dread filled his heart. Servbot4677 should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my big love, Servbot42 thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Servbot4677 had been taken hostage by Stupid Arm, a supervillain who had the city in a state of gay terror. Servbot42 fainted dead away, like a metaphor that extends.

When he came to, there was a bump on his butt and the little dread had returned. "Servbot4677, my crapily honey bunny," he cried out fastly. "What is Stupid Arm doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing quickly as he kissed him in the eye.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Servbot42 remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 SIMStevens car's, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Servbot42 ordered in a supply of SIMStevens and set to work, folding cars until his butt was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last car when Servbot4677 walked in the front door.

"Servbot4677!" Servbot42 screamed and threw himself into Servbot4677's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 SIMStevens car's and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing on a rock. He kissed Servbot4677 gayly on the eye.

"Actually," Servbot4677 said, pulling away lovely, "I was rescued by the Small Servbots. He's a new superhero in town." Servbot4677 sighed. "And he's really huge."

The little dread came back. "But you're funny to be back here with me, right?"

Servbot4677 checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Small Servbots for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay green, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

Servbot42 choked back a sob and started folding another car. Then he went out and got drunk instead.

[Jetforcesolder]

Your really enjoying this arnt you?

[Purifier Unit 20XX]

I love these stories! XD Even if they make fun of me! XD

The Battle For The Metal

On his ass, Servbot42 spooged his metal. He had been busy with the metal for hours and now wanted nothing more than a caring cuddle or an angry massage from his lover Tito.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his sad Tito appeared at the door, grinning hatefully.

"Put down the metal," Tito said homophobically. "Unless you want me to spooge that metal on your nose."

Servbot42 put down the metal. He was loud. He had never seen Tito so tasty before and it made him butthurt.

Tito picked up the metal, then withdrew a rock from his butt. "Don't be so loud," Tito said with a tasty grimace. "A Mudkip bit my face this morning, and everything became gay. Now with this metal and this rock I can homophobically rule the world!"

Servbot42 clutched his dumb face gayly. This was his lover, his sad Tito, now staring at him with a tasty butt.

"Fight it!" Servbot42 shouted. "The Mudkip just wants the metal for his own sad devices! He doesn't love you, not the caring way I do!"

Servbot42 could see Tito trembling gayly. Servbot42 reached out his nose and touched Tito's butt homophobically. He was sad, so sad, but he knew only his dumb love for Tito would break the Mudkip's spell.

Sure enough, Tito dropped the metal with a thunk. "Oh, Servbot42," he squealed. "I'm so caring, can you ever forgive me?"

But Servbot42 had already moved on his ass. Like a homo that casts a rainbow over the village, he pressed his nose into Tito's butt. And as they fell together in a gay fit of love, the metal lay on the floor, butthurt and forgotten.

[Servbot42]

4677? Naw. I want to get in on that brother-on-brother action that the other two have going. Sexy.

And, OMAIGAWD I love how this one turned out! (Though keep in mind that C.C. is in the animal category, so this would have been pretty disturbing if I had put, like, cat in there.)

The C.C. Princess

Teisel was walking through a boned meadow, laughing at the butterflies flitting around his head when he spied a hot and bothered little C.C. lying under a tree.

Teisel skipped over to see the dear thing and was gay (lololololololgay) to find that she was hurt! A pizza had pierced her delicious little earlobe and she whimpered flatulently with the pain.

"My unoriginal little friend," Teisel said. "Let me help you!" He took out his Leatherman Multi-Purpose tool and pulled out the pizza, as poopily as he could. The C.C. cried out and Teisel's heart ached, like a really horrible blue boy that wants to ruin your life. The prick. "You'll be all right," Teisel whispered. "I'll take care of you. I'll call you Pizza and you can live with me forever!"

Scooping Pizza up in his arms, Teisel carried her home and made a bed for her beside his own. For seven days and seven nights, Teisel nursed Pizza, cleaning her earlobe and feeding her Pizza-brand C.C. chow.

On the eighth night, Pizza climbed into bed with Teisel. She burrowed under the covers and sloppily ate Teisel's finger. It made Teisel giggle and he cuddled close to Pizza, stroking her mouth and singing all redneck-like to her.

They continued that way for a long time. Every day, Teisel hurried home so he could curl up with Pizza. It gave him a sloppy feeling whenever Pizza ate his finger.

Then one night, Pizza looked up at Teisel and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a tall princess."

Teisel screamed gaily (lol), he was so surprised. How could a C.C. talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Pizza said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Teisel said and kissed Pizza on her mouth. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a tall princess! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Princess Pizza," she said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Teisel said.

"See?" Pizza said and showed Teisel the scar from the pizza on her earlobe. Then she kissed Teisel and they tumbled In the Gesellschaft and did a lot of very unnatural things, some of them involving a butt ugly pizza.

"I love you," Pizza said when they were done. Teisel clasped her close and they lived together happily ever after on all the princess treasure Pizza had stashed away.

And if Pizza didn't know about Teisel's visits to the C.C. sanctuary, well, it wouldn't hurt her.

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I know someone had this one already, but I don't care.

1000 Big Pink Sword Nunnallys

Lelouch paced loudly back and forth. Not fooling anyone dread filled his heart. Suzaku should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my obviously gay love, Lelouch thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Suzaku had been taken hostage by Sweet Tra La La, a supervillain who had the city in a state of flamboyant terror. Lelouch fainted dead away, Like a Jap and a whiny Britannian kid going at it like rabbits.

When he came to, there was a bump on his ding ding dong and the not fooling anyone dread had returned. "Suzaku, my huge honey bunny," he cried out roughly. "What is Sweet Tra La La doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing slowly as he screwed him in the butt.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Lelouch remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 big pink sword Nunnallys, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Lelouch ordered in a supply of big pink sword and set to work, folding Nunnallys until his ding ding dong was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last Nunnally when Suzaku walked in the front door.

"Suzaku!" Lelouch screamed and threw himself into Suzaku's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 big pink sword Nunnallys and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing On Damocles. He kissed Suzaku sweetly on the butt.

"Actually," Suzaku said, pulling away softly, "I was rescued by the Obvious Geass. He's a new superhero in town." Suzaku sighed. "And he's really fugly."

The not fooling anyone dread came back. "But you're enormous to be back here with me, right?"

Suzaku checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Obvious Geass for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay canon gay, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

Lelouch choked back a sob and started folding another Nunnally. Then he went out and got drunk instead.

[Red]

I Saw Servbot42 Kissing Santa Claus

Servbot42 woke up in the middle of the night. He was thirsty and so he decided to get a drink of water and maybe go peek at the presents under the tree. Even though it was almost Christmas morning, he couldn't wait to see his presents. There was one deplorable box that looked like a servbot.

Then Servbot42 noticed that Servbot42 was out of bed too. He must not have been able to wait for his presents either.

Servbot42 thought that he would surprise Servbot42. Maybe even sneak up behind him and jump him on his frivilous leg. That always made Servbot42 danishesque.

Servbot42 crept fastly down the stairs and into the living room. There was the tree, with its sadistic lights, and the presents, heaped up ironicly, and the mistletoe hanging from the ceiling, and Servbot42. Kissing someone.

Servbot42 was so angry, he picked up a reaverbot from a table and threw it recklessly to the hillside.

They both looked around.

"Servbot42, you blue whale!" Servbot42 yelled. "How could you cheat on me with...with..." Servbot42 looked and then rubbed his arm and looked again. It was Santa Claus.

"Let me explain," Servbot42 said. "I came down for a glass of water and then I found Santa here under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "So of course he had to give me a kiss. And what a haunting kiss it was."

"Well, I suppose," Servbot42 said slowly. "If he was under the mistletoe."

"Ho! Ho! Ho!" Santa said. "Why don't you give me a kiss too? Then things will be devilish."

That seemed reasonable. Servbot42 went over under the mistletoe and kissed Santa.

Santa was the best kisser ever, like a servbot that is clearly designated #42. He made Servbot42's torso feel all deep.

"You see?" Servbot42 said deadly and Servbot42 saw. So they had a threeway.

Everybody's presents were late.

[Red]

With the same terms:

A Purifier In Time

On a deplorable and sadistic morning, Servbot42 sat to the hillside. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His leg ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Servbot42 to love someone with a horrid arm?

Fastly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a haunting blue servbot, all on a summer's day. I wish my Servbot42 would jump me, in his own danishesque way..."

"Do you?" Servbot42 sat down beside Servbot42 and put his hand on Servbot42's torso. "I think that could be arranged."

Servbot42 gasped recklessly. "But what about my horrid arm?"

"I like it," Servbot42 said ironicly. "I think it's devilish."

They came together and their kiss was like a servbot that is clearly designated #42.

"I love you," Servbot42 said deadly.

"I love you too," Servbot42 replied and stabbed him.

They bought a whale, moved in together, and lived slowly ever after.

[Red]

1000 The Park Pig(don't Kick Him)s

Trigger paced I REFUSE TO ANSWER THIS back and forth. Old dread filled his heart. Data should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my totally hot love, Trigger thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Data had been taken hostage by Tsunami-like Appendix, a supervillain who had the city in a state of stick-ish terror. Trigger fainted dead away, like the heathens who took back 'ol Twinkletown.

When he came to, there was a bump on his spleen and the old dread had returned. "Data, my totally lol honey bunny," he cried out happily. "What is Tsunami-like Appendix doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing sadly as he justice'd him in the forehead.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Trigger remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 the park pig(don't kick him)s, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Trigger ordered in a supply of the park and set to work, folding pig(don't kick him)s until his spleen was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last pig(don't kick him) when Data walked in the front door.

"Data!" Trigger screamed and threw himself into Data's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 the park pig(don't kick him)s and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing down the alleyway across the town from the farm and back. He kissed Data quickly on the forehead.

"Actually," Data said, pulling away fastly, "I was rescued by the Incredibly Small Your Mom. He's a new superhero in town." Data sighed. "And he's really open."

The old dread came back. "But you're OH YEAH to be back here with me, right?"

Data checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Incredibly Small Your Mom for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay bad, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

Trigger choked back a sob and started folding another pig(don't kick him). Then he went out and got drunk instead.

[Jetforcesolder]

A Fast Day To Dash

DumbGenericHeroManGuy stepped quickly out into the horny sunshine, and admired GenericDamselinDistress's hole. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a sad sight."

GenericDamselinDistress climbed off the banana and walked lazily across the grass to greet her lover. DumbGenericHeroManGuy patted GenericDamselinDistress on the shaft and then tried to dash her homosexualy, but without success.

"That's all right," GenericDamselinDistress said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not happy," DumbGenericHeroManGuy. "Not as happy as the time we falcon punched in a pr0n0."

GenericDamselinDistress nodded hurridly. "We were gay back in those days."

"Our stomachs were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," DumbGenericHeroManGuy said. "Everything seems shy and homosexual when you're young."

"Of course," GenericDamselinDistress said. "But now we're depressed, we can still have fun. If we go about it swiftly."

"Swiftly?" DumbGenericHeroManGuy said . "But how?"

"With this," GenericDamselinDistress said and held out an enraged pr0n. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to dash."

DumbGenericHeroManGuy swallowed the pr0n at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to dash swiftly. They falcon punched like a witch that causes a destruction of a little known planet of pr0n. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

Exo and GenericDamselinDistress
by William Shakespeare

Enter Exo

GenericDamselinDistress appears above at a window

Exo:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the intrawebz, and GenericDamselinDistress is the Dragon.
Arise, homosexual Dragon, and dash the shy pr0n.
See, how she leans her stomach upon her shaft!
O, that I were a glove upon that shaft,
That I might touch that stomach!

GenericDamselinDistress:
O Exo, Exo! wherefore art thou Exo?
What's in a name? That which we call a hole
By any other name would smell as horny
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a witch that causes a destruction of a little known planet of pr0n"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove happy.

Exo:
Lady, by yonder shy pr0n I swear
That tips in a pr0n0 the sad banana--

GenericDamselinDistress:
O, swear not by the pr0n, the depressed pr0n,
That lazily changes in its enraged orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise enraged.
Sweet, fast night! A thousand times fast night!
Parting is such gay sorrow,
That I shall say fast night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Exo:
Sleep dwell upon thy stomach, peace in thy shaft!
Would I were sleep and peace, so quickly to rest!
hurridly will I to my homosexual hole's cell,
Its help to dash, and my horny hole to tell.